SAVAGE HENRY
Northwest Washington's leading innovators in experimental Prog. Jazz Funk Science!
LIVE
The only way to experience the true nature of Savage Henry is to witness the spectacle live. Of course, that's only because we don't have an album worth mentioning...YET! But our bestest buddy Jabez Richards with Solipsist Medias are giving us their time, money, and everlasting souls to ensure that alla y'all squareheads can get bent out of shape over and over. That's right, we're putting together a LIVING ALBUM. Be present at upcoming shows in order to attain immortality. Or you can buy one of our brand new Savage Amp body covers and pretend you'll live forever. May 4th we have another free show at an undisclosed house party. This will mark our 4 year anniversary of rocking ass so hard it hurts...so don't miss it.
DIG
A long overdue update finally fills the void for the three people that look at this site. We're not "officially" the booty shakingest band in Bellingham, but we definitely are the graviest. A new concert video featuring FUTURE MAN is nearing completion, and if you want a copy you better suck up. Thanks to WhAAM, Tweeks, and friendly Bellingham bands, we've played more shows in the last two weeks than in the last 4 months. To see us is to love us (or become violently ill) so watch for Savage Henry popping up in unexpected places...like your sphincter.
BROOKESTOCKE MAYHEM!
We poured our little hearts out for our dedicated Friendroids the Brooke Family, and made this year the finest Brookestocke to date. The Talking Heads, Frank Zappa, and With Dave were all paid heavy tribute, and against all odds in the midnite hours much to the squares' chagrin, the Makeshift Cuntry Band belted out arousing rendition of Fist to the Wrist. If You Missed Hoofie, You Might As Well Die.
WHIP IT GOOD
Our Independence Day jam session in Blaine, WA tore the delicate sensibilities of Pink passersby and Pig Vendors a new lower orifice. Taking stage right after the "Faith in Jesus Singers", Savage Henry was immediately reviled because of their scruffy appearances, salty language, and broken teeth. Highlights included driving off nuns with whirling dervish dancers, Chris's impersonation of a police officer, and the double-time self flagellation with the Cat o Nine Tails during Tungus. Hare Hare Opus Dei.
BONE YEAH!
Look! A new website! Actually, it's the old one with new groovy shit up, but here's what's forthcoming -- Extensive show database covering EVERY SINGLE SAVAGE HENRY SHOW EVER PLAYED (that we remember) plus setlists, pictures, and band reflections on all the rocking we did -- New fan art section for our real friends (read: anyone who wants to send us savage art projects) -- Free chunes, fresh updates, and more crazy crap to wear.
DAMN!
An Update! Go to murdermountain.com & click on "gangs" to hear some new tracks!
NOW!
...is the time for all good men to seize the day! Now is the time for all good men to listen to the new CD!
BUY!
Visit the new Savage Henry store and dig the new Savage Eli thong !! Spend money and consume!
